Posted 2 days ago

whatsacanada:

how do we even decide what our favorite colors are, are our brains just like “i like green because yea”

Posted 2 days ago

condorn:

“are you athletic” haha yeah i wear sports bras sometimes lmao

(Source: condom)

Posted 2 days ago

detrea:

fuckyeahhugsandkisses:

a-little-insane:

the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk

The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt

The best part about the big spoon as that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my room.

Posted 2 days ago

(Source: xasiralx)

Posted 2 days ago

lampsandtoasters:

kapooyah:

bellabracha:

what even IS american culture

it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value 

i don’t get it

image

this might just be the most accurate discription of america ever

(Source: cockedtail)

Posted 2 days ago

goddessoftheinternet:

a list of reasons i would be the worst girlfriend ever

  • extremely ticklish
  • runs away from feelings
  • also problems
  • bad communicator
  • awkward and shy around people i like
  • refuses to make plans ever
  • sarcastic asshole
Posted 2 days ago
Don’t say that you miss me when it’s your fault that I’m gone.
Posted 2 days ago

astound:

I just want to lie in bed and not participate in life

Posted 2 days ago

hitterlick:

*likes your sexual post to let u know I’m down*

Posted 2 days ago

nunderwater:

And in that moment I swear I still didn’t give a shit

(Source: andrewbelami)

Posted 2 days ago

stability:

I wish my wallet came with free refills

(Source: stability)

Posted 2 days ago
So I saw you across the room and thought hey we should fuck. So yeah lets do it!
Anonymous asked
Posted 2 days ago

(Source: mashafromussa)

Posted 2 days ago

im gonna be hot in a few years i swear

(Source: mattressblowoutsale)

Posted 2 days ago

brb-being-brazilian:

ohmisterfujishiro:

raise-youup:

proof that a gif set of a drag queen receiving acceptance from her father will spread through tumblr like wildfire.. 33,000+ notes later.

basically

Oh no I’m crying;;